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You gun down the bartender for good measure, then run through the back doors.
Your Uzi's 1200 round clip seems to have run out of ammunition.
> pull out another Uzi from your back pocket.
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The po-po are on your tail.
"aaaah shiz, the fuzz on on mah' tail."
> Fire on "fuzz" -
You shoot down the goblin-dragon trailing you.
A goblin wizard fires off some fireballs.
> shoot everyone within a 3 mile radius, somehow
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You realize that you are now Serious Sam
> Revel in the power
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Watch as a few thousand goblins appear on the horizon.
> Suddenly regret being Serious Sam.
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Your heart sinks in horror as the helicopter crashes to the ground.
>Jump out with parachute into goblins
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The immortal, sacred winds carry you off.
You have the urge to write haikus as it carries you far from the battlefield.
> Write haikus.
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"Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
Hand me the pliers"
You are not very good at this.
> land
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You landed on a boat heading to France, filled with soldiers.
You notice that you can see France ahead.
> Ask them about their day.
