Text Adventure

  • triclops200
    23rd Jan 2013 Former Staff 1 Permalink

    She replies that it is iron fortified ketchup, and that she won't be buying it again.

     

    >finish applying ketchup and stop being paranoid

  • Box-Poorsoft
    23rd Jan 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
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  • bimmo_devices
    23rd Jan 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    while spreading the smell around the garden, you trip on a small treasure box. you exitedly reach for the the lock.

     

     

    >Attempt to open the box

  • Box-Poorsoft
    23rd Jan 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
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  • Oats
    23rd Jan 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    As the box opens you hear a curiously low scrufeling sound, almost like chewing. Interested, you move your sock closer.

     

    > look into box

  • TPTROXRLYITSTRUE
    23rd Jan 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
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  • Spock
    23rd Jan 2013 Member 1 Permalink
    It cuts your hand off.

    >scream madly!
  • Box-Poorsoft
    23rd Jan 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
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  • Spock
    23rd Jan 2013 Member 1 Permalink
    You trip on some cheese, on the stairs, fall down the sairs, and


    >pass out
  • AngrySpam
    24th Jan 2013 Member 1 Permalink
    When you awake, you clean the house of all the cheese that you can find on the floor. Afterwards, you begin to research about the sword. Nothing. Then, you try to practice with it, until you notice a button on the handle, and when pressed, you hear a voice in the back of your head "your destiny is coming true. Stick to your course of action to succeed"

    >think about how much the voice sounded like the ones in your "dreams…"
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