@PacBrad (View Post)

 You can for 1 second before it glitches and your computer blows up.

 

I wish every wish you corrupted was un-corrupted.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 

Tha was the worst wish corrupt I have ever seen xD

 

 

@BudCharles3 (View Post)

 

Granted, but someone else comes along and corrupts them anyway.

 

I wish I had the ability to walk through glass.

@DJspiderize (View Post)

 You become glass as you walk through it.

 

I wish @PacBrad!215569 had a better wish corrupt there.

@BudCharles3 (View Post)
The numbers 666 create a swirling vortex of satanic powers, summoning demon hell spawn into the forums. PacBrad becomes so annoying even the demons cannot handle him, so they grab him and shred him into conffeti. Problem solved.

I wish for a flying cake.

@R3APER (View Post)

 

Granted, it flys away from you.

 

 

 

I wish I was a mountain. That could talk.

 

 

Granted. You scare the world and are nicknamed "Mother Earth's Ghastly Ugly Pimple" and they nuke you through your mouth.

 

I wish I had a piece of gum that I wouldnt suffocate on or die from poisoning or any of that, just some yummy mint gum.

Granted. While chewing it you bite your own tongue in half.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how this wish will be corrupted.

@DJspiderize (View Post)

 Granted. You now know, but due to your knowledge, you collapse into a marble-sized black hole that eats the earth.

 

I wish I could collide a white hole with the black hole.

Granted. The universe explodes. (That thought of exploding universe just unjarred me 0_-)

 

I wish Michael would get on the IRC