@PacBrad (View Post)

(Well.. I just found it in mid of a trollface img search..)

Granted, you receive an infinite money machine, but it has a netherrack block connected to it with fire, which burns all the money infinitely. I'd personally call it the infinite CO2 machine.

I wish for a cake! (:D)

@ThunderSt (View Post)

 but the cake is a joke cake and a clown jumps outside.

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I wish I had netherrack (non-fired)

@egezort (View Post)

Granted, you get a netherrack which still has a job, but's on fire and ends up burning you to death (taking benefit from your error).

I wish I had a time machine, once again.

Granted. You get too much sugar and lose all your memory.

I wish I had a small feather duster

@Veldin (View Post)

(for the wish grant and corruption -.-, and whats 9gag?)

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, but a wizard casts a spell on your duster, making it have wings and fly away.

I wish for a new element.

@Veldin (View Post)

Granted, but a crocodile eats you.

I wish I could write colourfull text.