Anyone else want to make a Cookiequest movie poster?

Gramatically revised:

At long last you finally receive your cookie. You've worked hard for this; you sold your home, your car, quit your job, left your family, and traveled across the world to find the perfect cookie: The one cookie that would not harm. Finally, you arrive at Sesame Street, where a blue monster bows and hands you the cookie. You put it in a bag and try to travel back to where you lived and resume life, but airport security would not allow you, due to them thinking that it would be a cookie explosive. So you are forced to rent a boat and sail back to your home. Half way back, an 2-spaced floatable aircraft lands in the ocean. The pilot said that he heard about your destiny and your journey. He flies you to the spaceport where you sneak the cookie on board. Half way back to the Milky Way, the pilot dies suddenly due to eating boneless buffalo wings. Everyone on board panics and the spacecraft starts veering towards a near-by star. You bring out your cookie, which had a calming and soothing effect on the passengers, and you take the controls, due to you minoring in spaceflight in college. You easily arrive back to Earth and are known to the people as a intergalactic hero. You get a Nobel Peace Prize.

You sit down on the streets of New New York (Futurama reference?), Far from home, and finally eat your cookie. Nothing happens; you are full. Then suddenly, someone runs out of the the shop near you and starts running. You feel the urge to trip them, and you do. It turns out that was the president of the Soggy Cloth galaxy who was arguing with the president of the Milky Way galaxy. he gets so angry at the fact that the UG (United Galaxies) will not officially change the name of his galaxy that he launches an quantum war. The public is angry with you for suddenly bringing this holocaust upon them that you are chased for days. Finally, you seek refuge only to hear the sounds of a quantum bomb going off on the other side of earth. If you never had that cookie, you would have never tripped such an important man in history. You somehow survive, (maybe due to the effects of the cookie) and manage not to have any serious injuries or radioactivity or atom charging burns. You find a partially working spacecraft and go, homeless, wondering around the devastated universe, wondering why you wished to seek such a cookie. You fly yourself into a blackhole, never to be seen again.

Like it? :)

Gramatically revised 2:

At long last you finally receive your cookie. You've worked hard for this; you sold your home, your car, quit your job, left your family, and traveled across the world to find the perfect cookie: The one cookie that would not harm. Finally, you arrive at Sesame Street, where a blue monster bows and hands you the cookie. You put it in a bag and try to travel back to where you lived and resume life, but airport security would not allow you, due to them thinking that it would be a cookie explosive. So you are forced to rent a boat and sail back to your home. Half way back, an 2-spaced floatable aircraft lands in the ocean. The pilot said that he heard about your destiny and your journey. He flies you to the spaceport where you sneak the cookie on board. Half way back to the Milky Way, the pilot dies suddenly due to eating boneless buffalo wings. Everyone on board panics and the spacecraft starts veering towards a near-by star. You bring out your cookie, which had a calming and soothing effect on the passengers, and you take the controls, due to you minoring in spaceflight in college. You easily arrive back to Earth and are known to the people as a intergalactic hero. You get a Nobel Peace Prize.

You sit down on the streets of New New York, far from home, and finally eat your cookie. Nothing happens; you are full. Then suddenly, someone runs out of the the shop near you angrily. You feel the urge to trip him, and you do. It turns out that was the president of the Soggy Cloth galaxy who was arguing with the president of the Milky Way galaxy. he gets so angry at the fact that the UG (United Galaxies) will not officially change the name of his galaxy that he launches an quantum war. The public is so angry with you for suddenly bringing this holocaust upon them that you are chased for days. Finally, you seek refuge only to hear the sounds of a quantum bomb going off on the other side of earth. If you never had that cookie, you would have never tripped such an important man in history. You somehow survive, (maybe due to the effects of the cookie) and manage not to have any serious injuries or radioactive burns or even any atom charging burns. You find a partially working spacecraft and go, homeless, wondering around the devastated universe, wondering why you wished to seek such a cookie. You fly yourself into a blackhole, never to be seen again.

I said to shop it -_-

I blew it apart with air tnt wind and plasma

So no one is gonna make dat movee postr?