She's a technophobe.

Why is this rock glowing?

R3APER put it in there.

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I ate a vase.

@billion57 (View Post)

 You now have fatal cuts in your stomach lining.

Why did I just find PacBrad's skull inside this rock?

@PacBrad (View Post)

 I stole all of your money, but then I set off a hydrogen bomb, destroying it all.

I break out of jail with a nuke.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 I stole it.

About the jail, what jail? You mean that smoking radioactive hole in the ground?

@PacBrad (View Post)

 They are now antigravity cookies.

You are now radioactive and coated in fallout.