Wish corrupter.

  • boxmein
    20th Jul 2012 Former Staff 1 Permalink
    @BudCharles (View Post)
    But Chuck Norris was so touched by Death's story that Death's touch killed him.

    I wish I could go to [capital town] today to stay at [friend]'s brother's place.
  • R3APER
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @boxmein (View Post)
    Tallin? Maybe not. You do but it isn't his house anymore, it is now property of the Kremlin, as in the Russian government. >:)

    I wish for stupid stuff to stop getting front page so much. (Takes me 6 hours to make/perfect my engine and some stupid art crap takes the spots instead. D:)
  • Michael238
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @R3APER (View Post)

     Granted. Cue the ban on art on th efront page, but then they consider your engine as art.

     

    I wish that I had an extremely unstable element that would explode if it touched air or water.

  • Citopow
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Granted. You found it in an underwater cave in a dry zone and just your luck it falls when your under it.

     

     

     

    I wish I had some more boneless buffalo wings on my table.

  • mad-cow
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    granted unfortunietly they are microscopic and u think your wish didn't work so u start freaking out and such

     

     

    i wish for... umm...a...er...GRAPPLING HOOK!

  • DJspiderize
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @mad-cow (View Post)

     

    Granted, a magical being in the sky drops one down for you to use as you wish. Unfortunately, it lands on your head.

     

    I wish for a purple cloak.

  • Michael238
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @DJspiderize (View Post)

     Granted. You recieve your purple cloak, but it is made of an extremely toxic compund.

     

    I wish that I could go to the Orion Nebula.

  • Powdersaurus
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Granted, because of the vacuum of space, you head explodes.

     

    I wish for a new pair of sunglasses.

  • Niven
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    granted. u got glasses that were hot as the son and they melted ur face when u put them on

    I wish I had a better laptop
  • Michael238
    20th Jul 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @Niven (View Post)

     Granted. You recieve it, but you have to assemble every component and circuit, then put all of the circuitry and components together to make the laptop, which then explodes due a mistake you made when assembling it.

     

    I wish that my computer had a more efficient heat sink.

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