Granted. Cue the ban on art on th efront page, but then they consider your engine as art.
I wish that I had an extremely unstable element that would explode if it touched air or water.
Granted, a magical being in the sky drops one down for you to use as you wish. Unfortunately, it lands on your head.
I wish for a purple cloak.
Granted. You recieve your purple cloak, but it is made of an extremely toxic compund.
I wish that I could go to the Orion Nebula.
Granted, because of the vacuum of space, you head explodes.
I wish for a new pair of sunglasses.
Granted. You recieve it, but you have to assemble every component and circuit, then put all of the circuitry and components together to make the laptop, which then explodes due a mistake you made when assembling it.
I wish that my computer had a more efficient heat sink.