Granted. You are in an antimatter universe. Therefore, you meet the Anti-Christ.
I wish I had a drill that could drill into Earth's Inner Core without causing volcanic eruptions or any other disaster.
Granted, but it's Fool's Gold.
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I wish for a ps1.
Granted, You recieve the knife, only it is embedded in your heart.
I wish I could live for 130 million years, and have no disease, disaster, or killer trying to kill me for all of that time.
Granted. I throw you down the hole I made with my core drill, and you die on impact with the Inner Core.
I wish I could feed PacBrad to a black hole.