@DoctorWhooves (View Post)
Granted but is sucks to bad to turn on.

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I wish for burnt water in liquid form? :0

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 
it comes to you but is so temperally tampering you have to sign 52 "just in case" paradox forms ...

I wish for upwards rain ... !

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)
granted but it is caused by the rain being normal and everything else being upward. When you find out you didnt get what you wished for, you are enraged, and blow up the planet.

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I wish my head was shaped like a donut.

It does but I eat it. (Amidoinitright?)

I wish I didn't play on my Xbox console for a collective total of 16+ hours today... Now I have a massive headache. Time to load up on painkillers. °_•

@R3APER (View Post)

 
It seems playing xbox was actually training us up to fight zombies and because you didnt play for that one last day you couldnt survive

I wish I was doctor whooves

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)
New to to the forums? Let me start out by saying hello.

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)

 Granted. You are Doctor Whooves the 80000000000000000th.

 

I wish that Minecraft's minechem mod would update to the latest version.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 

It did but it was unstable so crashed the military defence system

I wish I was able to work out all the digits of pie

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)

 Granted. We never hear from you again as pi has an infinite number of digits.

 

I wish I could live in Antarctica.

Granted. An angry environmentalist anthropomorphic penguin wearing a top hat pecks you to death and no one discovers you to give you a proper burial.

 

I wish I were that penguin