Granted. This and that are PacBrad being lit on fire and suffocated at the same time, and now there is less spam on TPT Forums.
I wish that bees never existed.
Granted. Bees don't exist, but they have been replaced by giant killer dragonflies.
I wish that I was around 65 million years ago.
Granted. He ignites because of a superheated wall of vapor incinerating the world, then he gets hit by a molten Travelocity gnome, and is then banned from existence.
I wish I had some pure hydrogen.
Granted. You inhale it and die.
I wish for PacBrad to be attacked by trolls worse than he is.
EDIT:Wait a sec that makes him sound like he's bad at trolling...
Granted. You vomit all over your favorite shirt (neutrino man the superhero shirt) because you move too fast.
I wish a piece of @PackedBread fell on @PacBrad