Page 567 was glitchy when I posted this. Just a heads up.

Granted. The meaning of friend turns into enemy.
Maybe following the rules might help you become more popular.

I wish that EVERY AVATAR ON EVERY FORUM ON THE INTERNET WAS A CAT AVATAR!

@coolcat99 (View Post)

 Granted. Every avatar is a cat avatar, but the cats are mutated into forms so horrifying, that absolutely nothing can describe it.

 

I wish I could build a fully functioning nuclear reactor in my house and not have radiation problems.

Granted. Your house explodes.

I wish I was a moderator. Sort of.

@coolcat99 (View Post)

 Granted. You get the high score, but then the game explodes into a nuclear explosion,, so you instantly vaporise.

 

I wish that the Sun had an infinitely long lifespan.

@PacBrad (View Post)
LOL! We have two wishes running at once.
The score you start off with is 4 million.

@coolcat99 (View Post)

 I use you as a neutron moderator in my nuclear reactor.

 

See my wish above.

Okay this is glitched up badly.