@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. The reason it isn't so annoying? It's a fossil cat.

 

I wish for some fuel-grade uranium.

 

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 I still like that radioactivity.

Granted, you get cancer.

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I wish i don't have a headache right now (i got it from this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E&feature=relmfu)

 

I now learned my lesson and i will not watch that video in my entire life...

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. You no longer have a headache because you are dead due to radiation poisoning from my uranium device.

 

I wish for the cure for cancer

Granted, but the cure has a side affect, you get headaches.

 

I wish for a very fluffy bunnies that doesn't have rabies.

@PacBrad (View Post)
instead Linux runs mac :O

I wish PacBrad wasnt so bossy...

Granted, now he is impulsive, and kills you.

 

 

UNANSWERED WISH: I wish that I was awesome

@Citopow (View Post)
you are so awesome 5000 girls rush in and fall on you, killing you.

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I wish i wanted to wish for a want when im wishing for =3

Im confuzed by your wish so i kill you :D _________________________________________ i wish i had a wish

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You just used it. A nuke falls from the sky and detonates due to that wish, so you die.

 

I wish could shrink to any size I want, but still retain all of my mass.