The XL is too big! You are crushed.

 

i wish 4 a 3ds XL (i got a 3ds already)

@Michael238 (View Post)

?you need a 3ds to know what a 3ds xl is. its bigger and louder & brighter

 

Granted u discover it, And being so happy take a trip to europe and coincidently to know element 119 is illegal u get thrown in prision Have a good day! 

 

i wish for a ,partical accellorator to apear exactly 10 feet ahead of me. it would net crush me or anybody and would position itself to fit the land scape

@mad-cow (View Post)

 you accidentally fall in and accelerate to near light speed

 

I wish I put love, life, and happiness in three separate bottles... And sell them.

@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. However, due to being related to each other, the contents of the bottles become unstable due to being isolated from each other, so they cause an explosion powerful enough to collapse the entire universe.

 

I wish that Earth was 136 million miles from the sun.

Granted. As the earth moves about 20million miles closer to the sun, you shrivel up like a raisin and die.

 

I wish that everyone was happy, but not too happy, but just the right amount of happy, and everyone also has eternal youth and eternal fun, and no one can die. Beat that, (whoevercorruptsthis)!!

The world becomes overpopulated due to no one dieing and everyone lives in really cramped spaces.________________________________ i wish i had an iron man suit

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You begin to die due to palladium poisoning. (see Iron Man 2 for details on that)

 

I wish that I was immune to radioactivity.

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve so much meh that the atoms in your body suddenly break down into individual protons and neutrons, which then decay into hydrogen gas. In short, you vaporize.

 

I wish that Godzilla would attack Washington D.C. tomorrow. I also wish that I could see the attack from a very close distance without being killed.