Granted, but someone hacks into you and takes away your most important component.

I wish I could play the piano like Chopin.

Granted, but you play so good that you kill all of your fans with sound.

I wish i had $4000 to build my dream PC with.

Granted, however it doesn't make you any more intellectual. You organise the components in such a way, that it ruptures your power supply, and blows up the circuit breaker and your face, which were close by.

I wish that I was very smart.

Granted, someone smashes a cream pie in your face; too hard, that it breaks your nose.

I wish I knew all about logic gates.

You know all about logic gates, but then you fall down a really deep hole. In Turkmenistan.

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I wish I had a viola.

Granted. In the factory it accidentaly gets replaces the strings with Cobras and when you  excitedly open the box the Cobras, who have been in there for days and are now starving, all rush out and strangle you to death and leave the door open, so birds fly in and peck out your eyeballs.

I wish I had $120 dollars more so I could finally buy an Ipad.

You win $120, but when you try to buy an IPad at your local digital media store, a retail assistant who is very new and doesn't speak English much, thinks you're talking about baby pads but doesn't tell you that. He says, "pay up or no productie". You pay him, and he begins to think you're a paedophile. He says; "what will you use it for?". You say: "oh, just for using it on the internet".

He thinks and thinks and finally asks you to sit down while he goes to look for the "pad. He hurries to the police, and the armed defenders squad goes to the digital store you are in. They arrest you, and lock you up for ten years.

I wish I was a supercomputer.