@Poorsoft (View Post)

 I had changed my wish on reading the rule of not bringing in personal matters.

 

Granted. Everyone is now a grammar-nazi.

 

I wish for some liquid helium ice cream.

@boxmein (View Post)
MLP much?

They do but their fear is alleviated, but the actual judgement of others still remains. (You only said without fear, not without the actual judgement itself.)

I wish I wasn't so nervous about going on vacation with my GF.

Granted, but she becomes nervous.

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I wish i don't look like a body builder. 

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. You now look like a skeleton, due to lack of muscles and fat.

 

I wish that people didn't use swear words on the internet.

Granted. But now everyone does this at you: **** you @Michael238!!

 

I wish I was a stalker.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. The person you're stalking happens to be a psychopath who finds you and kills you.

 

I wish that there was a way to end religious wars.

There is, but people ignore it.

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I wish I had a bottle of water.

Granted. You just can't open it.

(side note : Am I the only one who can't seem to open the new 'eco-friendly' lids?)

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I wish my 4th of July vacation from working at camp was longer...

@meep2000 (View Post)

 (side note: I hate those new-fangled 'eco-friendly' bottles. Especially when they distort when you don't want them to.)

 

You run out of money and can't get a job because your vacation is infinitely long.

 

I wish for some technetium-99.