@PacBrad (View Post)
9. No making up random crap that has nothing to do with the original wish or making "instead they gave you" wishes.
You broke that rule idiot.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Since I can't understand your wish, I decide you want to be nuked, so I detonate my carbon bomb.

I wish that the Powder toy had antimatter versions of the elements already in it.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 It detonates due to a nuclear explosion caused by your packed bread.

I wish for pie.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted, you go directly to its center and collide with the supermassive black hole there. I wish that people didn't complain about global warming.

Granted. no one complains so no one cares. then everyone gets radiation poisoning from the sun and we all turn ino mutated freaks and eat eachother. i wish i had my own personal f22 raptor

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. A golfer causes a bird to land on you in the cockpit causing you to get distracted crashing your plane. I wish for some ice water.

Granted. but the water turns out to be liquid nitrogen due to a mix up and your inside freeze and shatter. i wish i had an ironman suit