Granted, but they annoy the living @#$% out of you and you try too kill them after 2 weeks and then you kill yourself.

I wish my wish will be granted!

Granted, but....the editor doesn't allow that.

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I wish i can corrupt my own wishes.

@Nab1929 (View Post) :D

@EqualsThree (View Post)

Granted, but you end up corrupting a wish of yours where you wished you had 100 Million US.

I wish i could see even more stars tonight.(I saw a bunch last night)

@hachouma (View Post)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpADBNlyYhQ :D

@shroom207

You see more stars. You see so many, they melt your eyes out, and you never see another star again.

Or anything else, for that matter.

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I wish for 15000 legal Riot Points for League of Legends (google it).

But it becomes so long that it stabs you in the jugular...

I wish that I could make a lot of money quickly...

@Plasmoid (View Post)

 Granted. You do so by stealing, and get arrested and sentenced to death...

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I wish that the next wish involves nuclear pineapples.