Granted, you accidentally shoot yourself.

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I wish i knew what the "Permalink" button does.

Somebody tells you, but then they have to kill you.

 

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I wish I could speak french.

@DJspiderize (View Post)
You accidentally say "I sh** on the king" to a Thai police officer who also happens to speak French.

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I wish for a key board (USB)
@EqualsThree (View Post)
It allows you to use reply & quote with phones ( I'm using it for my iPhone right now)

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)

 Granted. But the keyboard is coated on glue, so upon touching any key, your finger gets stuck. For a long time.

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I wish I had enough of a life to not post on here every day...

Granted. You post on here every day regardless because TPT is so awesome.

 

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I wish for a hug.

@triclops200 (View Post)

 Granted. You get it from LSD, cocaine and other drugs, and end up being arrested.

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I wish I was better at making creations in general on TPT.

 

you get better, but a jealous assassin tracks you down and kills you.

 

I wish for a hit song

 

You get a hit song on a CD. You think it sucks.

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I wish I had more chewy chocolate chip cookies.

Granted, you get billions of chewy chocolate chip cookies, you explode after eating all of them.

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I wish the post above didn't remind me of Chewbacca in SW.