Arsole You are curve lol [imgs=http://www4a.wolframalpha.com/Calculate/MSP/MSP14319ci4656aadca5e800001ge77c62e 4fcd264?MSPStoreType=image/gif&s=53&w=300&h=199]higgyygyrf[/imgs]
But seriously, x² = -1 tells us that x (your age) is equal to the square root of -1, and as we cannot have a square root of a negative number, you clearly do not exist.