But he kills you by accident because he is very old


I wish I could go to a Metallica concert

Your mum gets you the tickets and you go there, but she bought you tickets for Mozart! And you start bleeding from your ears and die.



I wish I had a machine that teaches me everything and so I don´t have to go to school anymore.

Nobody believes that you learned everything, so you can't get a job.


I wish I had a time machine. And it has to work.

You get it and travel back in time. But because the time machine is stationary, you can´t go back to the future (LOLZ) so you´re stuck there forever.

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I wish someone would leave some feedback on my powder toy helper.

@nebur going to a mozart concert does not hurt me and I would be vey happy if I would have the chance to see a concert of a dead man

corruption:
they send you many feedbacks so your site crashe


I wish I could have a bass guitar that I can play and nothing less and nothing extra in it

But you didn´t say wich kind of bass ( electric or acustic) so you get nothing :D.

I actually own a bass guitar :D! Its sad that there are like a million guitarists but way less bassists :(.
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I wish this crappy linux pc I´m on in the moment wouldn´t lag so badly ! >:(


@gamax92
Lol you posted it while I was still writing :D
So here is yours:
What does dialup mean? Google translate say it means dialup in german. Thanks google! (Dialup is no word in german)

AND OFF TOPIC
Damn I think I just got around 20+ posts just because of  this thread :D!

Sadly, you were not specific enough and it killed your family and friends and severely hurt you, but it did not kill you.


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i wish i had a intel core i7 instead of my lame intel core 2 duo ):

You get one, but you failed at removing your old cpu and you brake your mainboard.

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I wish I had the Cylon number six because she is sexy as hell!