Granted, but it poisons you.

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I wish that I was Lister from Red Dwarf.

I trie and grant it but i mess up and turn you into a pony...

I wish that i could crush the world.

@yoplait (View Post)
You crush every last living thing on the face of the earth. Starting with yourself.

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I wish that every one used the hr/ html line code in this topic.

But then along came me and ruined it



I wish i was dead

Well you die and i dont hahahaha

I wish for Pepsi not frozen not hot not big not small non toxic and just a good pepsi to enjoy.

Wazabi-Bros enjoyed it but there was drugs in it so he got wasted



I wish i were ugly

@Timmy3121 (View Post)
Crap i kew i need to not have in my pepsi

Granted, everyone goes blind so they don't notice and they realise it happened when you made a wish causing them to think you are to blame and lynch you.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

@thunder999 (View Post)
granted, but the wish was so good that no one could grant it

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i wish no one could corrupt this wish