They will GigaPoke(tm) you.

I wish that Powder Toy was for iOS (remember this is a wish corrupter, not a suggestion!)

But it needs so much processing power it blows up any iOS device instantly.

I wish i knew the Lua programing language.

@brennan313 (View Post)
You can but they Falcon Punch you in real life.

I wish i was Bill Cosby and i couldn't have siesures.

@phanteon11 (View Post)
You are, but you have a heart attack.

I wish someone would reply to my last wish



P.S. i really wish that.

Let's skip phanteon11's post.

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But then you'll go crazy like !set temp 25 to everyone.
I wish that Linux had a 65% market.

@Rob215 (View Post)
Why Skip My wish?
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They have one but it is hidden from the public

I wish to be Bill Cosby but in Perfect Health

@triclops200 (View Post)
You get it, but somebody mugs you.

I wish for some bacon that is sterile and free of anything that will harm me.

granted but it tastes horrible

i wish i was in hawaii