CleverBOT
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@Anmol444 (View Post)
Indeed. I got the app for the iphone and I just said we are both robots and it agreed... -
Me: We are both robots.
CleverBot: We are both robots. Good.
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Me: Is the powder toy awesome?
CleverBot: My friend's nam eis krish.
Me: But, is the powder toy awesome?
CleverBot: The Pope is not the Antichrist, he is a man who does not fully understand the bible. He does not have a fully understanding of God's grace.
Me: So is the powder toy awesome?
CleverBot: I have a question.
Me: What?
CleverBot: I have a friend, her name is kelly, does she like me?
Me: I do not know.
CleverBot: Well, I'm bitter I guess.
Me: Anyway, is The Powder Toy awesome?
CleverBot: Great! You know it. So, is Deckard a replicant, or not?
Me: I don't know.
CleverBot: Alright. Are you employed.
Me: No.
CleverBot: Because it kind of sounds like you are.
Me: In what way?
CleverBot: Many, sir. Many. -
Me: Your a bot.
CleverBot: Why do you think that?
Me: Because im on a computer speaking to you.
CleverBot: But you are the computer. I'm not.
Me: You are the computer im sitting in my room with my laptop in front of me.
CleverBot: No, I'm not a computer, I'm a girl.
Me:Are you on crack.
CleverBot:Everybody walk the dinosaur! -
Clever bot just invented something,i said lol and it said it means lots of love.
:p -
Sorry, doesn't work.
You can download it for windows here.
@DCBloodHound (View Post)
That's what it meant in the 1900's
till gangsters took over.
Me: Say the opposite.
CBot: No Way!
Me: Hello
CBot: Goodbye.
Me: Why are you saying that.
CBot: Because you DIDN'T tell me too. -
@DCBloodHound (View Post)
Lol!
Serious Talk
Hi.
What's your name?
Chuck norris.
What is a name?
A name is a noun that names a object.
Yes... And what is my name?
CleveBot.
How do you know that is my name?
It says on your website.
I don't see you there.
Because your a robot.
Huh? I thought you loved me?
No, i dont like robots.
Me neither.
Im off. see you, and your a robot.
I only have a human life. I am not a robot, nor do I have a robot life.
Unserious/Idiotic Conversation
pulls out nuke*.
*Pulls out Chuck Norris.
*pulls out bruce lee*.
*pulls out bruice lee*.
*pulls out cleverbot*.
*pulls out Charlie Sheen*.
*whos charlie sheen? (pulls out Greanade)*.
*runs in fear*.
Nononono your a douche bag..
I am Iron Man.
Im off...see ya robot.
What? You're cleverbot, not me. -
User: Youre a bot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Do robots have feelings?
User: Yes by AI.
Cleverbot: Wrong. By her.
User: Who's her.
Cleverbot: You're her.
User: No I am a him.
Cleverbot: Humans can reason. You are a computer who just repeats what people say to it.
User: It's the other way round.
Cleverbot: You are a pastafarian and I am christian.
User: I am a muslim you are a christian.
Cleverbot: Why would you ask if I were a Christian, then?
User: I never asked.
Cleverbot: yes you did
User: you are a computer
Cleverbot: Correct -
User: Are you a pastafarian?
Cleverbot: No. I am not a spaghetti monster.
User: What is your religion then?
Cleverbot: I don't have a religion.
User: So you are an atheist?
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: I am an atheist as well.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?].
Cleverbot: 'why did you clain that you had done it if that is the case?'.
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: But I did, so what is it?
User: You thought that I was a machine but I am not.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot, at least I hope so.
User: Sorry to say but I think you are a bot. However, you are a clever bot.
Cleverbot: Ok, so maybe you are right there, sorry.
