@StewieGriffin
Are you AntB? Or are you anyone?

What the hell?
http://pastebin.ca/2058522
(contains low-yield insult *cough* explosives)
it likes to go offtopic :/
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BTW: Convince that you are a computer and he will tell that he is a machine

Lol
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: You cool?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know.

User: Can you cuss?

Cleverbot: Yes, can't you?

User: If you can show me I would love to see.

Cleverbot: I just did show you!!!

User: No you didnt please quit being rude.

Cleverbot: 1.

Cleverbot has alzheimer
because it forgets alot obviously

@Klotzstein (View Post)
Lol it acts retarded sometimes 2.
Here is my latest conversation:
Where do you live? o: (Me)
I live in Mouse Island.(Bot)
Where is that? (me)
Second star on the right and straight on till moring. (Bot)
Lies.
How am I lying? (me)

Also i think i just wonned the Cleverbot or the Internet you choose:

Bring somehow that cleverbot is telling his age:
Keep Asking:
Repeat:
Read Number 2:
Do it Again:
Notice something? If not Repeat
I Think the weather outside is nice how about going out?

@Klotzstein (View Post)
The cleverbot said some very unusual things 2 me earlier after i said hi :(

Thanks me.
I will make the Cleverbot obey me