you do but then they turn on you and you blow up

I wish I had a teapot (it's so simple what could go wrong)

@Powdaman17 (View Post)
The teapot breaks.

I wish I could control all the major forces of the universe.

@BudCharles
You were controlling the Universe UNCONSCIOUSLY.

I wish I was the guy in my Gravatar:

DERP!

But you were sued and lost your money

I wish For this wish to be corrupted

@me4502 (View Post)
Your wish is corrupted in another universe.

I wish there was no poverty in the world.

@me4502 (View Post)
404 Wish not found

I wish Harry Potter didn't have such thick books.

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
i would be able to fly using sticks then.

i wish you guys have a life. :|

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
All Harry Potter books disappear.

I wish there was no speciesism in the world.

wish granted but then you die

I wish i had a safety suit so my wishes don't kill me on this thing

@Powdaman17 (View Post)
The safety suit does not protect you from being permanently brain damaged.

I wish that all my wishes starting from now cannot be corrupted.