The Powder Toy

Hopian

Unfortunately, you do not qualify enough of LUA correcting to be Mniip.

I wish this was the 1st post on the 100th page of the Wish corrupter thread.

lefouduroi

It is only a figment of your imagination.

I wish that all my questions I came up with would be answered immediately.

Squirtle

All fo the questions that you ask are instantly answered, however, the answers are nothing but half-truths and mis-information (propaganda basically)

I wish that I had a computer that was strictly designed for MMORPG'ing with a World of Warcraft shell.

Hopian

You never decided to use it for some reason.

I wish that I wouldn't waste time playing videogames, but still play them often. (In other words, time is not wasted when I play videogames.)

belugawhale

But you still age while playing, but others do not have time flowing. When you turn 25 you become as tired as a senior (maybe not play so many video games)

I wish I could control time for everyone around me, and i can use the ability indefinitely.

Michael238

Granted. You drastically speed up time for everyone else, but that is actually the result of time slowing down for you. As a result, you get stuck trillions of years into the future, near the end of the universe.

I wish I had the ability to control gravity.

ISproductions

granted. you get crushed.

i wish i could control ants.

h4zardz1

granted. someone eats that all.

i wish i had a.....?(question mark)

MirrorrorriM

Granted. It's written in C++.

I wish for a piece of yarn.

Hopian

Granted, but a herd of protesting sheep come rampaging towards you.

I wish this was the 1000th post on this thread.

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