Granted. But then you make mniip jealous, and he crashes the TPT server.

 

I wish to see jacob1s real face :P

he always wears a mask, so your wish did'nt happen......  ;)

 

 

I wish I could have a TARDIS.

granted but its only merchandise and doesn't actually work

I wish for moving sponge to be added to tpt again

It makes the games so glitchy that it crashes...

I wish for a second life after death.

You get a second life but you are born into a low class, poor family and have a terrible second life.

 

I wish Nabisco's Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies were bigger.

Granted. Unfortunately now they are much too big to fit in your mouth.

 

I wish for a personal chef

granted but his first dish is pufferfish and he didn't remove the toxic part so you die. 

I wish for a better PC 

Earth has run out of pc's except for the old junk-yard ones.They dont even work.

 

I wish i was a dalek emporor.

granted, but you went crazy.

i wish i had a red mushroom.

Granted. A give you a Satan's mushroom which is poisonous.

 

I wish for a ceramic plate full of (not expired) spaghetti.