* Doxin takes position atop Skylarks head
<Doxin> Skylark: I am a hat.
<Skylark> i think my hat needs a wash

[20:01:07] <boxmein> ./use junk
[20:01:07] <Crackbot> boxmein: You look at your junk and find it is actually mitch (-1 junk, +1 doll)
[20:01:11] <boxmein> mitch
[20:01:15] <boxmein> wolfmitchell: it's you!
[20:01:17] <Minotaur> :o
[20:01:22] <boxmein> ./use doll
[20:01:22] <Crackbot> boxmein: You find out the doll was gay and throw it away (-1 doll)

<boxmein> ./use junk
<Crackbot> boxmein: You look at your junk and find it is actually mitch (-1 junk, +1 doll)
<boxmein> mitch
<Protcom> Erm
<boxmein> wolfmitchell: it's you!
<Minotaur> :o
<Protcom> boxmein, use ipad
<boxmein> ./use doll
<Crackbot> boxmein: You find out the doll was gay and throw it away (-1 doll)
<Protcom> iuPad
<boxmein> HAHA
<Protcom> iPad
<boxmein> THIS PROVES IT

[10:34] <Ristovski> boxmein, I almost ate a whole mentos
[10:34] <Ristovski> boxmein, stop being a dick

<TheBombMaker> Russia said it, and Russia is bacon of truth and justice that lights the occident
<TheBombMaker> uh
<TheBombMaker> *beacon

Context:

<TheBombMaker> that guy yesterday was hilarous
<TheBombMaker> he was like "Yeah I'm pretty sad to see that USA is turning into USSR, but fortunately Russia will always be here to save capitalism"
<TheBombMaker> jejejeje makes sense

<jacob1> $timebomb GreenFireDragon
* StewieGriffinSubstuffs a bomb down GreenFireDragon's pants. The timer is set for 65 seconds! There are 2 wires. They are: green and brown.
<GreenFireDragon> $c brown
<StewieGriffinSub> GreenFireDragon has cut the brown wire! This has defused the bomb! Reward: $5725
<StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at jacob1 with just seconds on the clock!
<jacob1> $cut brown
<StewieGriffinSub> jacob1 has cut the brown wire! This has defused the bomb!
<StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at GreenFireDragon with just seconds on the clock!
<GreenFireDragon> $c brown
<StewieGriffinSub> GreenFireDragon has cut the brown wire! This has defused the bomb!
<jacob1> $cut brown
<StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
*StewieGriffinSub has kicked 8jacob1 from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)
* jacob1 (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1) has joined
<StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at jacob1 with just seconds on the clock!
<jacob1> ):

[19:07:05] <Protcom> !sgs timebomb johnlage
[19:07:06] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Protcom's pants.  The timer is set for 68 seconds!  There are 3 wires.  They are: black, yellow, and red.
[19:07:10] <johnlage> there
[19:07:14] <Protcom> <_<
[19:07:16] <jacob1> Protcom: Error: no response
[19:07:20] <Protcom> that's not cool
[19:07:25] <johnlage> lol yes it is
[19:07:30] <johnlage> YOU BEEN BOMED :P
[19:07:33] <johnlage> BOMBED*
[19:07:35] <Protcom> Oh
[19:07:39] <Protcom> $c black
[19:07:42] <StewieGriffinSub> Protcom has cut the black wire!  This has defused the bomb! Reward: $31509
[19:07:42] <StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at jacob1 with just seconds on the clock!
[19:07:50] <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
[19:07:51] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked jacob1 from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)
[19:07:51] * jacob1 (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1) has joined
[19:07:51] * ChanServ gives voice to jacob1
[19:07:55] <johnlage> this is the cool part ^
[19:08:04] <johnlage> having it go back at jacob1
[19:08:21] <Protcom> jacob1 YOU ARE AN EVIL PIECE OF POTATO
[19:08:33] <Protcom> AND YOU FAILED SFTER ALL
[19:08:33] <johnlage> lol try it again
[19:08:41] <johnlage> !sgs pirate CHEESE
[19:08:42] <jacob1> johnlage: CHEESE
[19:08:46] <johnlage> lol
[19:08:47] <Protcom> jacob1 you aren't a pro like me :P
[19:09:07] * johnlage wants Protcom to try !sgs timebomb johnlage
[19:09:09] <johnlage> again
[19:09:13] <Protcom> !sgs timebomb johnlage
[19:09:16] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Protcom's pants.  The timer is set for 47 seconds!  There are 3 wires.  They are: gray, green, and brown.
[19:09:21] <Protcom> NO
[19:09:24] <johnlage> damn it
[19:09:24] <jacob1> Protcom: Error: no response
[19:09:30] <johnlage> it didn't do the other version
[19:09:36] <Protcom> $c gray
[19:09:38] <Protcom> :P
[19:09:38] <StewieGriffinSub> Protcom has cut the gray wire!  This has defused the bomb! Reward: $27811
[19:09:39] <StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at jacob1 with just seconds on the clock!
[19:09:47] <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
[19:09:47] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked jacob1 from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)
[19:09:47] * jacob1 (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1) has joined
[19:09:47] * ChanServ gives voice to jacob1
[19:10:16] <Protcom> jacob1 stop being so stupid timebombing a pro like me :P
[19:10:52] * Protcom stops saying that because he will get timebombed and lose
[19:10:59] <johnlage> $timebomb Protcom
[19:11:00] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs Powder Toy down Protcom's pants.  The timer is set for 8 releases!  There are 3 suggestions.  They are: stress simulation, infinite stickmen, and stickwomen.
[19:11:03] <Protcom> <_<
[19:11:12] <johnlage> :P
[19:11:14] <Protcom> $c stickwomen
[19:11:15] <StewieGriffinSub> In the interests of gender equality, Protcom adds a stickwoman! Surprisingly, this seems to temporarily halt the flow of silly suggestions.
[19:11:18] <Protcom> :P
[19:11:34] <Protcom> stop please
[19:11:39] <Protcom> I want to remain pro
[19:11:40] <johnlage> WHAT NO
[19:11:41] <johnlage> NO
[19:11:42] <johnlage> NO
[19:11:47] <Protcom> :P
[19:11:51] <johnlage> $timebomb Protcom
[19:11:51] <StewieGriffinSub> johnlage: Sorry, I've stuffed so many timebombs down so many pairs of pants that I've temporarily run out of explosives. You'll have to wait.
[19:11:55] <Protcom> :P
[19:11:56] <Protcom> STOP

After that....

[19:16:04] <Protcom> johnlage, http://tpt.io/.274440
[19:17:24] <Protcom> ...
[19:17:33] <Protcom> johnlage ?
[19:17:43] <johnlage> what?
[19:17:59] <Protcom> [19:16:04] <Protcom> johnlage, http://tpt.io/.274440
[19:18:07] <johnlage> i see it
[19:18:14] <johnlage> whats the point?
[19:18:21] <Protcom> for lolzes
[19:18:30] <Protcom> I'm a pro
[19:18:31] <johnlage> oh then lol
[19:18:48] <johnlage> $timebomb Protcom
[19:18:49] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Protcom's pants.  The timer is set for 54 seconds!  There are 3 wires.  They are: green, pink, and red.
[19:18:49] <johnlage> NO
[19:18:51] <Protcom> <_<
[19:18:58] <johnlage> YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE :P
[19:19:02] <Protcom> $c red
[19:19:04] <StewieGriffinSub> Protcom has cut the red wire!  This has defused the bomb! Reward: $20383
[19:19:05] <Protcom> <_<
[19:19:05] <StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at johnlage with just seconds on the clock!
[19:19:10] <Protcom> STOP
[19:19:13] <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
[19:19:13] * StewieGriffinSub has kicked johnlage from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)