Lose a world war because I have a stupid mustache.

> Research a cure for polio

After getting the cure, you realized that everyone has to be spiritually cleansed.

> Start Scientology.

Realize that Dianetrics sucks.

> Stop Scientology and praise Animal Farm.

Realize that Animal Farm was a retarded satire that completely misportrayed a great idea.

>Promote The Communist Mannifesto

Realize that everything sucks.

>Start 'North Korea is best Korea is Only Korea'

Realize you can't even spell the name of your own book, what a terrible author you are.

> Read 1984.

Die of boredom

>Reincarnate in a world where everyone is equal.

Realize this world sucks, no one works their fair share.

> kill yourself

Realize you don't have any weapons to kill yourself with as no one needs them as the world is fair.

>See a well-trained and hard working state sponsored psychatrist for depression

The Psychiatrist can only give you a fourth of a dose due to rationing.

> Wait in line for a loaf of bread.