@PacBrad (View Post)

 You died before the word could come out.

Why is my arm melting?

No, 1+1=2, but 1*1=1, or 1/1=1

Why is the Sun getting bigger?

@PacBrad (View Post)

 I took it to extract your DNA.

I blew up your house with antimatter.

Perhaps no one is interested?

Why do geiger counters always act strangely when I stand next to them?

Five seconds until planet-destroying nuclear meltdown. four, three, two...

The Earth just exploded.