You recieve your diesel fuel, but it got splashed on you and ignited, burning you to death.

 

@BagOfToes (View Post)

 Those positrons weren't meant to be eaten at all. -_-

@Michael238 (View Post)

:D

 

I wish it was lolpencils instead of lolcats.

 

 

OOPS.

 

granted. it hyptonizes you.

 

i wish for a block of plastic.

the block of plastic is on fire.

 

i wish for a quantum computer.

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

You get your computer, but it overheats and explodes.

 

I wish for a robot unicorn!attack!

You recieve it, but it contains a hidden nuclear bomb which explodes, instantly vaporizing you,the robot, and everything else within a three kilometer radius.

 

I wish for an extremely well sealed teflon container full of dioxygen difluoride.

You drop it.

 

i wish for a bucket of methamphetamine.

you get the bucket but it is found by the police upon delivery and you get arrest

 

I wish for a crumb.

you lose the crumb cause it is so small.

 

i wish for a dragon farm

You get it and the dragons eat you.

I wish for a dragon that won't eat me.