Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • KydonShadow
    17th Jun 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    If anyone remembers this:

    [23:23] <@StewieGriffin> User Banned: tomjacob1 was just perm banned by jacob1. Given reason: ban
    Edited once by KydonShadow. Last: 17th Jun 2014
  • Box-Poorsoft
    21st Jun 2014 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • h4zardz1
    21st Jun 2014 Member 0 Permalink
  • Box-Poorsoft
    23rd Jun 2014 Banned 1 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • mniip
    26th Jun 2014 Developer 3 Permalink
    [23:46:10] -tomaw/Wallops- It's been brought to my attention that some of my notices and wallops contain spelling or gramma mistakes. To help fix this we've created a system called 'grawity'. If you notice any in future, please /msg grawity with details.
  • OC39648
    11th Jul 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    <jac0b4> net split party!
    <Mojang> Now I know why stocks didn't refresh for an hour >.<
    <Mojang> I forgot a semicolon
    <jac0b4> lol
    <Mojang> No wait... Not one hour.
    <Mojang> 5 hours
    <OC39648> AAFFF
    * OC39648 dies.
    <OC39648> NNEEETTTSPPILLTSS
    <cracker64> moosplit
    <jac0b4> times like this I regret quieting *jacob* in here
    * OC39648 creates /all/ the explosives!
    <OC39648> There's 0 ops on the channel!
    <OC39648> VIVA LA REVOULOUTION!
    <jac0b4> cracker64 is voiced though :P
    <OC39648> True.
    <Cacophony> hi jacoob
    <OC39648> Still.
    <OC39648> VIVA LA REVOLOUTION!
    * OC39648 shoves cracker64 in a guillotine, drops the blade.
    <Cacophony> I DECLARE THAT #POWDER WILL NOW BE NAMED
    <Cacophony> #PODWER
    <cracker64> thanks
    <OC39648> WE ARE OVERTHROWING THE #POWDER MONARCHY!
    <OC39648> THIS IS NOW A POWDOCRACY!
    <OC39648> WE THE PEOPLE
    <OC39648> OF THE UNITED CHANNELS OF FREENODE
    <Cacophony> IT'S A PODWOCRACY YOU DUMBASS
    <OC39648> SORRY!
    <cracker64> I'm a cat, moo
    <OC39648> ..
    <OC39648> I'm a dog, chirp.
    <Cacophony> I'M GOING TO EAT MY TOAST
    <Cacophony> JAM SIDE DOWN
    <OC39648> YEA!
    <OC39648> AND I'M GOING TO PUT CHEESE ON, BEFORE THE HAM!
    <OC39648> I'M GOING TO EAT A HAMBURGER
    <OC39648> WITH THE BUNS FACING IN!
    <jac0b4> btw, i'm on a server with stewiegriffin
    <jac0b4> I can set multikicks for when the split ends
    <cracker64> yay
    <jac0b4> also, this should work still:
    <jac0b4> !sgs moo
    <jac0b4> maybe not
    <jac0b4> ok
    <cracker64> and I can send moo's into the future
    <Mojang> I can send moo's into the past already :P
    <cracker64> moo
    <OC39648> We won't do anything too bad.
    <jac0b4> !sgs moo
    <OC39648> This is going on the forum, you know.
    <Cacophony> HI GUYS
    <Mojang> moo
    <Mojang> Holy shit it worked!

  • CeeJayBee
    11th Jul 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    h4zardz1:

    penetrate
    right?


    I'm so immature.

    Bonus!

    <CeeJayBee> Also,
    <CeeJayBee> creates a new line
    <CeeJayBee> :3
    <CeeJayBee> '
    <CeeJayBee> '
    <CeeJayBee> So yeah
    * Mortvert stares
    <CeeJayBee> Oh sh*t, I angered Mort.
    <CeeJayBee> Time to make my escape!
    * Disconnected ().

    EDIT: Formatting and censoring.
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    Edited 7 times by CeeJayBee. Last: 11th Jul 2014
  • xetalim
    12th Jul 2014 Member 3 Permalink

    [12:46:01] <where> You have to slay the King Dong
    [12:46:09] <where> When doxin comes in here, slay his dong
    [12:46:32] <GreenFireDragon> ok, I will try
    [12:46:47] * where hands GreenFireDragon the sharpened Dildo of Destiny
    [12:47:14] <GreenFireDragon> now we wait for Doxin

    [12:57:31] * Doxin (~lieuwe@unaffiliated/lieuwe) has joined

    [12:58:10] * GreenFireDragon slays Doxin´s Dong with the sharpened Dildo of Destiny

    [12:59:13] <GreenFireDragon> what happens now?
    [12:59:24] <where> Dongland has been destroyed

  • boxmein
    16th Jul 2014 Former Staff 1 Permalink
    [01:42.21] <arkiwitect> boxmein, i make da big penis
  • Quantumfoam
    18th Jul 2014 Member 0 Permalink
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