but you change colors to purple

I wish for 20 20 vision

I wish for ^ to be my avatar

@mniip
You had your birthday but no celebration, gifts, whatsoever

I wish there was no such thing as "rules".

your house gets broken into, and the crook gets away with no charges.

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I wish I could program

you programed a time machine which sent you back to the 1st century and you cant program anymore.

i wish i won lotto max for 150 million $$$ and no one could take it

Turns out your lotto ticket you won was in a Alien currency, and 150 million there is worth about 5 cents here.



I wish i had superpowers!

@ecalnad (View Post)
you get the Superboring power and bore yourself

I wish that I had a pet catelite

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
but than she eats you.

I wish Catelite was my neighbor.

@Anmol444 (View Post)
but then she wants some chocolate for a cake and you dont have any so she noms you

i wish that i owned a deathstar without the stupid freaking hole that is used for no reason