granted. you see nothingness forever, so you get bored.

 

i wish i had a big heavy potato.

It is heavy.. to a tick.

 

I wish for a glass of water.

You accidentally spilled it.

I wish for some temporary rest.

You blink.

 

I wish for a lifetime of no sickness.

You live permanently in a comfortable sterile facility to prevent you from contracting any sickness of any kind. The room you are in in 10 metres by 10 metres by 10 metres big, your world for the rest of your life.

 

I wish to be colourblind for 49 seconds.

Granted. You hallucinate forever after that.

 

I wish I have a glass which is frosted.

it is frostedn you are unimpressed and suicide.

 

i wish for a bucket of Cocaine.

You get coke.

 

I wish for an empty glass.

You get a hollow sphere of glass.

 

I wish for low explosives.

they still blow up and kill you

 

i wish that i was the overlord of the universe.