Granted, the area in GMT +0 slowed down, causing the other areas outside to crash into the area.

 

I wish for bacon.

Granted, the bacon is infested with kebabs!

 

I wish for the kebab removal unit 9001

Granted, it is more complicated, comes with no manual and it breaks down often.

 

I wish for more kebab removal efficiency

Granted, but the wish was applied to the bacon. You have to remove the kebabs with a dreadfully inefficient and break-downy kebab removal unit.

 

I wish for a (living) brain in a jar.

Granted, it is your brain.

I wish to download some more RAM

Granted. You have downloaded 5 inches more of your battering ram and successfully breach the gate of Hades. Everyone dies.

 

I wish all edible crustaceans turned into hideous monsters like they already are and got bigger and went on rampages when cooked.

You die in the rampage. All sea life gets nuked. The end.

 

I wish I had 900 GB of memory

you get it but do not have a computer to put it in. (P.S. Memory isnt everything)

 

i wish that the next user would make my wish for me.

granted. i wish for a wish for @nijalninja98 . granted and so on. (it loops)

 

i wish that i had a wall.

 

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 that wall will punch that man.

wall falls on you.

 

I wish that i was not real.