No one worships you.

I wish to speak chinese fluently.

i tell you Jin was spider and Jin-hon-hai was poop.

i wish for a rageguy fuuuu shirt

The shirt misprinted and actually showed the full word. It is frowned upon by many people.

I wish not to be sick anymore.

The injection had sideeffects that sadly, killed you.

I wish I could create another USSR.

Granted. In the process, you restart the Cold War, except this time it triggers a global nuclear war that wipes out both the new USSR, and the USA.

I wish that there was a way to efficiently clean up nuclear fallout.

You can clean up nuclear fusion fallout, which is helium.

I wish for a science point.

you get one, but you continously get shot everytime you try to eat for reasons unknown.

I wish that people were less simple.

we re-evolve, being more complex.

i wish I could make a warp drive engine, which I make into a vehicle.

granted. you misuse it.

i wish someone punches a wall very hardly.

You are in Soviet Russia. The wall punches you.

I wish that the earth's rotation slowed down overnight for GMT +0 only.