Granted, however your field of vision is reduced to 1 degree left and right.

I wish for a microscopic cheese grater

O.o I just grated some cheese.

 

What the actual flying f*ck

 

._. halp

granted. you just cant unclog it.

 

i wish i had some scrap metal.

 

Your scrap metal comes in the form of some computers.

 

I wish for a nuclear weapon

Granted You receive all of the parts to assemble a nuclear weapon, but there are no instructions on how to assemble it.

 

I wish for a small fission reactor that can't meltdown or have anything go wrong with it.

Granted, it is placed on Mars.

 

I wish for some cheese.

It is the fresh curd of cheese from the skimmed milk.

 

I wish for a chunk of moonrock

Earlier, the moon had exploded, sending billions of pieces into earth's atmosphere. You can guess what happens next.

 

I wish for a pet fish.

It is a pet krill, which is technically a fish.

 

I wish for a cake.

Granted, it is a cliché cake, so it is a lie.

I wish for some clay.