@therocketeer (View Post)

he cant be crushed at ANY means.

 

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

granted. everyone sees that your side is bad then kills you.

 

i wish someone (one person) OTHER THAN ME got a single unbreakable paper.

The person that gets it is DEDDED

 

I wish for GABEN to stop delaying Half-Life 3. After 10,000 years in development, hopefully it'll have been worth the wait.

GABEN only needed 1 year to develop it, so you wait 9,999 more years without noticing that it is out, and after 99 years, you die.

I wish that I could engrave sound in 3mm thick paper (and it has good sound quality, and i have the equipment)

You engrave it, but nothing can play it 

I wish for a HYPERLINK

@OC39648 (View Post)
I wish you made a wish
EDIT:
http://Granted.com/itdoesntWork
I wish it worked.

I made a wish did you make a wish because I made a wish (...)

 

I wish for good music on the radio.

Granted, it's your favorite song played constantly, which drives you to insanity.

I wish for a freshly harvested aubergine filled with PVA glue.

You get an eggplant with glue in it.

 

I wish to be able to edit themes well.

Your ability proves useless with the fact that they can no longer be editied.

 

I wish that I had better grades.

You get good grades in PE. When you grow up you wish you had payed better attention in acedmic subjects instead of PE.

 

I wish I was a millionare