roflmfao,

yo mama so fat, when you're show started, yo mama crossed da tv, and by the time she crossed, your show was over.
yo mama so fat, when the train passed, she got hit by the next one.

eew who farted?
yo mama did.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead puppies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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Three men walk into a bar.
The first says "I have the smallest head in the world!"
The second says "I have the smallest nose in the world!"
The third says "I have the smallest dick in the world!"

The men go to Guiness Book of World Records.

The first man runs out saying "I really do have the smallest head in the world!"
The second man runs out saying "and I have the smallest head in the world!"
The third storms out and says "Who the FUCK is Justin Bieber?"

Yo mamma so fat, when she goes swimming, fishermen say, "Wow, high tide already?"

Chuck Norris doesn't read the fortunes in fortune cookies, he writes them.
Chuck Norris can watch a full season of '24' in six hours. (you have to know the show to get that one)

@Merbo (View Post)
LOL I cracked up on that

@alecnotalex (View Post)
lol

i don't get the last one. O.o

@Anmol444 (View Post)
A whole season of 24 is 24 hours long.

@code1949 (View Post)
kk

Yo mama so fat, her nose is accompany to the smell of sh*t because every where she goes people crap themselves.

what is invented by a sexist ????

a toothbrush you have to suck it every day XD

Some posts are Epicly big here.

OMFG Merbo thats hilarious!!!


Your momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Your momma so fat when she fell off the bed she fell off both sides

Your momma so stupid when she leaned back to sit on the couch she fell forward

Your momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the whole house