The Powder Toy

Text Adventure 3

  • Kebab_Removal_Unit     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    The bar of soap get smashed.

    >Remove kebabs
  • CeeJayBee     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    The kebabs come back and anger everyone's balls (lel)

     

    >Run away. Fast.

  • Kebab_Removal_Unit     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    You keep running away. Fast. Until you tired out.

    >Go to another site.
  • OC39648     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You read xkcd

     

    >Become more knowledgable

  • boxmein     1st Mar 2014 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    Your intelligence stat triples.

    > l
  • OC39648     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    Current Items:

    Lenovo X131 Thinkpad Netbook

    Several Pencils

    Condoms

    Journals

    Netbook charger

    Lays

    Pepsi

     

    >Drink Pepsi

  • KydonShadow     1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    you drink the pepsi.

     

    >Wonder why you even have balloons with lays chips in them.

  • Kebab_Removal_Unit     2nd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You wonder.


    >attempt to create the death star using inventory

  • PTuniverse     2nd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You cannot. You need 3000000 more alloy plates, 150000 superbatteries and a 1 terawatt laser.

     

    >Say that this thread horribly feels like "Corrupt-a-wish", except less wishy (and corrupty) and more texty.

    Edited 2 times by PTuniverse. Last: 2nd Mar 2014
  • CeeJayBee     2nd Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You say "This thread horribly feels like "Corrupt-a-wish", except less wishy (and corrupty) and more texty."

     

    wow. very meta. such injoke.

     

    > start gathering materials for the death star

    Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 2nd Mar 2014
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