@Winston_Churchill (View Post)

What's Schizo?

You pull Hobbes out of the electric drying machine.

> Bomb japan

I already surrendered you jerk.

> Decide not to bomb japan, since after all you are just a lowly janitor.

At least you're a high ranking communist official who happens to like soy sauce.

As you're cleaning, you try to ask people if they want some soy sauce.
> Be charitable.

You've been fired, your chinese boss thought it was very racist to offer him soy sauce.

You have been dishonoured.

> commit seppuku

You decide not to, because violence is not the answer and you've been enlightened.

> Pass on your teachings.

Your teachings cuminate in a book called "The Communist Manifesto"

>Lead the plebian uprising

A guy comes up to you and punches you in the face.

"STOP TAKING MY IDEAS."

> Thinking "Am I going to take that?!"

Realize you don't care if he stole your ideas because your book sucks.

> Realize how great a writer Orwell is.

Realize you are giving England a bad name

>Stop being a twat

Realize England sucks anyways, you don't care if you give it a bad name.

> keep being a twat.