granted. it teleports to a different place after you get it.

 

i wish i had a SINGLE paper.

it falls into a fire.

 

i wish that there was no such thing as boredom.

god gets bored and tells everyone the definition of the word

I wish i could be the size of a C500H1002 hydrocarbon

renember: its 502 atoms long and 3 atoms wide

502 atoms is still microscopic

I step on you because you were too small to see.

I wish for a lemon factory that employs turtles

The lemons are explosive and after a turtle is killed by a badly manufactured lemon you are shut down and tried for corporate manslaughter.

 

I wish for the NSA to mind their own business. 

They mind their own buisness, which is spying on people.

 

I wish apache was actually easy to config and install.

your computer looks down on you for your lack of patience, and blue screens. then it dumps every byte of information that it has ever known and goes on holiday.

 

i wish that life was longer.

Granted. Your life is now infinitely long, but no one else's life is changed. As a result, you live to see every star in the universe die, and all of the black holes evaporate, leaving you the only human, or anything, remaining in the universe.

 

I wish that element 119 would be discovered tomorrow.

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 I was using Ubuntu. I have no blue screens.

 

@Michael238 (View Post)

 An element with 119 Neutrons is discovered tomorrow.

 

I wish for PHP backdoors to be easy to spot.

you spot one and a paradox occurs since they are not meant to be easy to spot.

 

i wish that people could see form other peoples point of view.