I removed everything from your mouse but I tweak the wiring so it sends the +5vdc from the usb to the data lines, destroying your usb card

I wish i could be the size of the protein titin.

The wish faries are confused, and they assume that is either very big or very small. You become both, and enter a quantum superposition.

I wish that I understood what the protein titin is.

@cccp3 Gets mad at you for not knowing what that was in the first place and does something bad to you.

I wish I did my classwork and homework very quickly and correctly while still learning what the material was.

You do it, then die before you hand the last piece of homework in.

I wish for my stock to be worth more than $66

It does. When you buy some more.

I wish for a pizza from papa john's with nothing that is harmful on it.

When it gets to your house, the delivery person drops it and the hot pizza falls upside down on your lap. Second-degree burns ensue.

I wish for a cup of orange juice exactly similar to one I would pour had I not wished for it to appear on the table next to me.

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 Ouch.

you find the orange juice to be too acidic to drink and you don't like it.

I wish for a house. Please don't put anything that has to do with me dying or things getting bloody.

You recieve your house, but it was built by the Three Stooges. As a result, they forgot to add doors, so you can't enter the house.

I wish that I did not have to give a speech tomorrow for one of my classes.

You never had to in the first place, It's just that if you don't, You get a failing grade for the class.

I wish for the next user not to post.

I did. Youmad?

I wish that I had a functional, non-broken 3d printer that could never do anything bad or be used in any bad way. It also works perfectly while connected to any of my devices, which also don't break and don't run out of charge.