They are.... digitally.

I wish the time on tpt forums would work right

It does for everyone else.

I wish that Valve would release Half-Life 3

Its releasted, and its crap.

I wish that Steam would offer more sales.

They offer useless sales.

I wish I could use after effects like a pro

You use it like you are a plumbing pro.

I wish we could discover exactly what dark matter is

The true dark matter is unspeakable, so the government wont tell the public

I wish that the government wouldn't keep things from us.

They don't keep anything away from you, and anarchy floods the streets as the true nature of the world enrages people.

I wish that the VECTOR insitute would stop giving away smallpox to terrorists.

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 Granted, but the terrorists got some (bad) scientists to culture smallpox after their supply has been cut.

I wish that a new update would come on April 1st.

It is the worst update ever.

I wish for GIMP to make sense.

It makes sense..... to Albert Einstein and nobody else.

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I wish I would have the best day ever today.