I wish to live forever.

Your memory lives on forecer

I wish to have a jar of dirt

@OC39648 (View Post)

 It has lots of worms in it.

About time I made a post here.

I wish more people participated in the laser competition.

They submit a large number of poorly-made, nonfunctional lasers and you end up no better off.

I wish I weren't procrastinating.

Your hands fall off after doing too much work.

I wish I never have homework but will have 200 IQ.

@bowserinator (View Post)

 granted. every classwork is 5 times the amount the time that you go home at midnight.

i wish that iron is more strong and more common.

Granted. All the iron is mined by the time you get to the ubar-deposit.

I wish for my SteamCMD server to work.

it works perfectly fine, but your internet cable breaks.

I wish for all the thyme in the world

(not time, thyme)

Unfortunatley, all the thyme blew up in a huge terrorist attack. You get one sprig of thyme.

I wish for my vaccuum containment area would work (IRL, like a chemical shield for vapors)

granted. it is so strong that pulls your entire house and things around the city.

i wish that papers are more common.