Here's 13 of them!
OR,
Dear @OC39648,
This is the shortest letter ever.
Sincerely,
I wish it wouldn't rain here, but snow instead like last week.
(Oh boy. Memories of the first one... hooph nostalgia.)
Because debugging is now fun, you spend an entire week debugging code, without getting up for refreshments. You die.
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I wish we would get a nice drizzle of non-acidic rain with reasonable wind speed that would definitely not kill me in any way.
It rains so much that it starts flooding and your house is carried away.
I wish to know what time it is.