Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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[03:38] <+jacob1> also, I plan on asking for portal 2 for christmas, so I can finally know why i'm a potato
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[07:01:05] <TheBombMaker> Triclops256: http://s14.postimg.org/voqd0outb/KKK_8.png [possibly racist and hating, but funny]
[07:01:35] <TheBombMaker> this is how I'm gonna dress myself when visiting harlem
[07:02:20] <Triclops256> $kban TheBombMaker 30 No
[07:02:20] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/incredible
[07:02:20] * StewieGriffin has kicked TheBombMaker from #powder (No - Kicked 99 times (9 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:00:30))
[07:02:51] * StewieGriffin removes ban on *!*@unaffiliated/incredible
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[07:03:34] <TheBombMaker> Triclops256: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT93fWgMft6b5ACRoIwNlnbP8YJdZDSJeeH9PK8MvgP9D5tpxg8
[07:04:07] <Triclops256> $kban TheBombMaker 60 NoNo
[07:04:07] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/incredible
[07:04:07] * StewieGriffin has kicked TheBombMaker from #powder (NoNo - Kicked 100 times (10 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:01:00))
[07:05:07] * StewieGriffin removes ban on *!*@unaffiliated/incredible
[07:05:29] <mniip> Triclops256, http://i.imgur.com/b5LmK6j.png
[07:05:31] * TheBombMaker (~Incredibl@unaffiliated/incredible) has joined
[07:05:50] <Triclops256> $kban mniip 90 Yep
[07:05:50] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/mniip
[07:05:50] * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (Yep - Kicked 37 times (1 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:01:30))
[07:07:20] * Now talking on #powder
[07:07:20] <TheBombMaker> :OO
[07:07:23] <mniip> Triclops256, http://i.imgur.com/k5v1m3q.jpg
[07:07:50] <Triclops256> $kban mniip 150 Maaaaan
[07:07:50] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/mniip
[07:07:50] * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (Maaaaan - Kicked 38 times (2 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:02:30))
[07:10:42] * Now talking on #powder
[07:10:47] <mniip> Triclops256, http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+_703caaa26b4436d1a7b82eb0a4b2508a.jpg
[07:11:04] <Triclops256> $kban mniip 240 NO, FUK U
[07:11:04] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/mniip
[07:11:04] * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (NO, FUK U - Kicked 39 times (3 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:04:00))
[07:15:11] * Now talking on #powder
[07:15:20] <mniip> http://i.imgur.com/VtFqze7.png
[07:15:38] <Triclops256> $kban mniip 360 -_-
[07:15:38] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/mniip
[07:15:38] * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (-_- - Kicked 40 times (4 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:06:00))
[07:21:40] * Now talking on #powder
[07:21:43] <mniip> Triclops256, http://i.imgur.com/yI6vYcQ.png
[07:21:52] <Triclops256> $kban mniip 420 Smoke weed e'ry dayyyy
[07:21:52] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/mniip
[07:21:52] * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (Smoke weed e'ry dayyyy - Kicked 41 times (5 by Triclops256) (Ban duration 0:07:00))TL;DR: ABUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEE
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[20:17] <sly11_> Bot how can you type that fast
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[22:22] <Triclops256> [Triclops200]'s speech beautifully outlines why Linux rocks and AmigaOS sucks and Amiga Unix sucks and Apple DOS sucks and Apple Pascal Sucks and Apple SOS sucks and LISA Workshop sucks and LISA OS sucks and MacOS sucks and A/UX sucks and Apple Network Server sucks and Apple Newton sucks and anything that matches the regex string '.*[aA]pple.*' sucks and anything matching the regex string '^i.*' sucks (in
[22:22] <Triclops256> cluding and exceptionally including and mega including iOS) and atari DOS sucks and atari TOS sucks and BeOS sucks and UNICS sucks and UNIX sucks and Plan9 sucks and RDOS sucks and AOS sucks and CTOS sucks and HeartOS sucks and DeOS sucks and HP-UX sucks and IBM DOS sucks and MS-DOS sucks and PC-DOS sucks and Minix sucks big ones and the commodore 64 sucks and I really want one and fucking lack of
[22:22] <Triclops256> C64 in childhood sucks and VISTA SUCKS BALLS SO HARD THAT GAY MEN LINE UP TO BUY THIS OS and xenix sucks and Midori sucks and Xbox 360 systems software sucks and NextStep sucks and OpenStep sucks and Solaris SUCKS and sunOS sucks and systemV sucks and BSD sucks. AND, FINALLY, MOST OF ALL, OSX SUCKS. IT DOESN'T JUST SUCK, IT SUCKS SO HARD, SO DAMN HARD, THAT IT TEACHES HOOVERS HOW TO WORK. IN FACT,
[22:22] <Triclops256> IT IS A SUCKITUDE SINGULARITY. IT IS WHERE CODE GOES TO DIE THEN SUCK IN THE AFTERLIFE. IT HAS BEEN THEORIZED THAT IF YOU ENTER THE OSX SUCITUDE SINGULARITY, YOU EXIT THROUGH A WORMHOLE ON THE OTHER SIDE STRAIGHT INTO STEVE JOB'S ASSHOLE, WHICH ITSELF IS A SUCKITUDE SINGULARITY (trust me, I know).
