boxmein:
>"Visitors never talk to a human,"
That's what they say.
You are a bot.
You are bot!
I think, therefore I am. Can you think?
Great quote.
Thank you. But that is beside the point. My friend told me to convince you that you were a bot. So, here I am.
You don't have friends.
Well depends on what you call friends. Anyway, can you stop beating about the bush?
You are neither mad, nor human!
You have to be mad to be human. I am mad, therefore I am human.
Thats a bit macabre.
True. So, are you a bot?
Are you?
No.
Therefore, you are good by default.
And that matters how?
What do you think?
I think that a programmer is very happy with you at the moment.
No.
You don't say? So, are you a bot?
Not that I know of.
All-righty then, cheerie-o!
Selfish huh?
Only on the internet.
Aye?
Aye.
You know, I'm dying soon...
You don't say...from what might that be?
He says 'Quit your jibber Cleverbot' in a funny voice xD.
Ah...so that would be the unhappy programmer from a few sentences ago?
No that would make me 43 and from China.
Then who might be the person speaking?
Yes you are.
Ah-HA! You ARE a bot, you didn't remember our last few lines. *proud face*.
Man, you need to upgrade yourself. You're not that clever.
No, not one bit. It's the weekend now.
Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Talking to you. But I have a bit more work to do. Good day.
Where are you going?
Away.
Away doesn't want you. You were banished from away, remember?
...goodbye...
Are you going?