Text Adventure 3

  • h4zardz1
    26th Feb 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    the leaf of the cactus stabs a pipe. it then streams out water.

     

    >check pipe condition

     

  • OC39648
    26th Feb 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    The pipe was a sewage pipe, and it spews crap (Literally) at you.

     

    >Vomit

  • lefouduroi
    28th Feb 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You vomit, along with the rest of the people in the room. You then pull out this magical bar of soap to clean up everything in the mess including the pipeline and now everything is wet, but clean.

     

    >Continue the presentation.

  • OC39648
    28th Feb 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You have broken both the computer, and the projector!

     

    >Get Fired.

  • lefouduroi
    28th Feb 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You're fired now.

     

    >Find a new job or go to college and study more.

  • Michael238
    1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You go back to college in study more in order to get a good job.

     

    >Fail every class.

  • KydonShadow
    1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You become a wanted criminal, and are sent to jail. In jail you are recruited by the Foundation, who designates you as Class-D personnel. You are sent to a Site, and are forced to do work. You later are told to clean SCP-173's cell, which is this thing:SCP-173

    It is made out of concrete, rebar, and the face is spray-painted on. It cannot move while being seen, but if not seen, it moves to kill the nearest living being by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.

     

    >Clean the cell. The guards are authorized to kill disobedient prisoners.

     

     

     

     

    awwwwwww.... :(

    Edited 4 times by KydonShadow. Last: 1st Mar 2014
  • MiningMarsh
    1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    You realize that SCP sucks, and promptly censor the <REDACTED> into oblivion. You then censor the entire SCP facility until it is no longer interesting.

     

    > Go back to school.

  • lefouduroi
    1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    while in school, you think about your original presentation. You pull out that bar of soap and observe it.

     

    >Do something about your memories

  • OC39648
    1st Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    A terrible flashback overcomes you

     

    >Smash the bar of soap