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  • tenq
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You have terrible aim. It won't fire anymore.

    > Run.

  • Box-Poorsoft
    17th Sep 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Oats
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    It's ten feet tall.

     

    > Get enveloped.

  • tenq
    17th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Good thing you like escargots.

     

    > Throw salt and soy sauce at it.

  • MiningMarsh
    18th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    "He's trying to eat the retarded kid, no!"

     

    > eat snail

  • tenq
    18th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You realize that you must have gotten Kirby-like god powers.

    You wonder if you can summon your star-skateboard-thing.

     

    > Summon star-skateboard-thing.

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  • xetalim
    18th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    "He is trying to summon something! Kill him! He is a witch!"

     

    >Escape

  • tenq
    19th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You wake up. Another dream.

    You find that you're actually a middle aged person named "Calvin".

    There's still an hour or so before you have to go to work.

     

    >Reminice about your youth.

  • triclops200
    19th Sep 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink

    You're in a class-room. To the north there is a door. You are lying in a puddle of blood. It seems to be half-congealed around some object.

    > look at object

  • Winston_Churchill
    19th Sep 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    You snap out of it, your youth sucked. You didn't have any schizo medicine back then.

     

    > Wake up Hobbes, he slept in the dryer.

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